No Bullshit PC Builds/Upgrades Swex’s PC Assembly Services

***DISCLAIMER***

Swexy-chan (the girl drawn in the pics) is by no means a representation of me but rather acts as a mascot for the services themselves, so please leave assumptions aside.

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Hey! I run a small PC service that has a main ethos of saving you money whilst also cutting out the bullshit that you will get from any member of staff at places like Curry’s PC World or Argos – with their convoluted and ambitious claims that they attach to not very capable machines.

Don’t want companies running away with your wallet while you suffer with an under-performing computer? You’ve come to the right place! I won’t bother with misleading you just for your money but put it towards the most powerful for the budget system I can possibly configure for you as I myself can’t stand a computer people tell me is amazing but won’t even run Google Chrome with more than 2 tabs open.

I run a few services to be specific and all come with their own pricing so here’s the list:

> Full Build – I take 10% of the overall budget as a building fee

> Upgrades – £15 (Not including the price of the part/s)

> Cleaning – £10 (Cable management, Thermal paste change, dusting etc.)

> Diagnosis/Troubleshooting – £10/Free if I don’t fix anything

I also offer some extra services such as:

> Got the parts but you’re too scared/not sure how to put them together? Give me £20 and I’ll do it for you!

> Don’t know how to set up your new computer or how to arrange your space to accommodate one? I can help with that too!

> I also offer advice on what to look for when shopping for computers or computer parts

I take payments upfront to ensure my hard work doesn’t go to waste and I just don’t want to risk getting scammed for doing something I truly have a passion about and would like to pursue it.

Feel free to contact me via the methods listed below!

> WhatsApp (just add via number, heh)

> Kik: KaiserSwex

> Twitter: @NOTSwex (I’ll open an official page for my services later on along with a twitch channel to show your computer being built live for you to witness the process)

> Discord: Swex~#9304

> E-mail (I really wouldn’t advise this method until further notice but if there’s no other way then do feel free to E-mail me)

> Regular calls/Texts