ID : 17484

2007 57 Mitsubishi Lancer 1.6 Equippe Estate car Multi user £3000 plus invoices £790

£790.00

 (Fixed)

Description

Type : Sell
Condition : Used
Warranty : No
Location : Goole, East Yorkshire, UK

MITSUBISHI LANCER ESTATE CAR 1-6 EQUIPPE, MASSIVE LOAD SWALLOWER HERE, USED BY ONLY 2 KEEPERS FROM NEW, INCREDIBLE FILE OF INVOICES THAT COVERS £3000 WORTH OF MAINTENANCE

*MOT MARCH 14TH 2019, SERVICE BOOK HAS 4 STAMPS BUT THE INCREDIBLE SERVICING AND REPAIRS THAT HAVE BEEN CARRIED OUT ON THE CAR FAR OUTWEIGH ANY SILLY STAMP IN A BOOK *

* ANY TRIALS, TESTS, INSPECTIONS, CRITICISM’S, COMPLAINTS, HISTORY CHANGING, WARS FOUGHT, REWARD POINTS, ORGIES ORGANISED, LEGAL REPRESENTATIONS AND CROWD CONTROLLING *

* THE CAR HAS A CRACK IN THE WINDSCREEN CHAPS AND LASSES, YEP A CRACK! NOW THEN HOW CAN I PUT THIS WITHOUT BEING CALLED AN ABSOLUTE TWAT? I TELL YOU WHAT I WON’T DO WHAT I NORMALLY DO AND SUGGEST THAT THE NEW OWNER BUYS AN INSURANCE POLICY THAT COVER WINDSCREENS WITH NO HURT TO THEIR NO-CLAIMS BONUS PACKAGE, OH NO BECAUSE THAT COULD BE MISCONSTRUED AS BEING LEADING TO THE UNKNOWN WHICH IS ILLEGAL (I THINK) OH NO PEOPLE I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS AT ALL, NOPE IT’S BEST IF YOU FESS UP AND SAY THAT YOU WERE DRIVING THE CAR ON A COUNTRY ROAD AND A TRACTOR PULLED OUT FROM A FIELD AND DISLODGED A STONE FROM THE TYRES TREAD WHICH STRUCK YOUR WINDSCREEN AND CAUSED THIS CRACK, MILK IT A BIT BY ADDING THAT YOUR PASSENGER (WIFE) WAS SO TRAUMATISED BY THE EVENT THAT SHE IS NOW SUFFERING FROM NIGHTMARES AND UNCONTROLLABLE NERVOUSNESS WHEN OUT DRIVING NOW *

* I DON’T WANT TO LABOUR THE POINT ABOUT A CRACKED SCREEN BUT JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THE CRACK WAS ON THE SCREEN WHEN IT WENT IN FOR ITS MOT, IT PASSED BECAUSE IT WASN’T IN THE SIGHT LINE, I’M JUST TELLING YOU BECAUSE AT SOME STAGE OR ON SOME FRENZIED ANGRY DAY IT’S GOING TO BUG YOU *

* SEE IT FAST AND FURIOUS, BRING YOUR OLD CAR OR VAN TO PART EXCHANGE, LETS HAVE A DEAL! USE YOUR DEBIT CARDS, CREDIT CARDS, DO A BACS TRANSFER FROM EITHER NATIONAL OR INTERNATIONAL BANKS, CHARGE YOUR DINERS CLUB CARDS OR YOUR AMERICAN EXPRESS, GET THE SAVINGS OUT OF THE PIGGY BANK, BUY A USEFUL ESTATE CAR THAT’S CHEAP AS CHIPS *

* LIVE AT THE GALLERY OF SUPERCHEAPIES, THE FESTIVAL OF SATISFACTORY CAR & VAN CHEAPNESS IN GOOLE EAST YORKSHIRE DN14 5AS, OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK, WE DON’T HAVE THE LARGEST SALES SITE IN THE WORLD BUT WHAT WE DO HAVE IS AFFORDABLE TREASURES THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR PERCEPTION OF EXPECTATION AS YOU WILL GET MORE FOR YOUR MONEY THAN YOU EXPECTED TO * 

 

 

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